January 2011
1 post
TEEFFFFFFFFFFF
I broke my two front teeth. Roller Derby, sigh. Oh but how I love you so!
Jan 30th
November 2010
10 posts
San Fran takes on McDonalds!! →
Nov 29th
Why did my parents name me Ashley? →
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Happy Birthday
to my big brodder (0:
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Aside from birth....
I’m a bit of a pessimist, but the last few months have been pretty freaking awesome. So lets start with October. I still find myself looking over my shoulder every once in awhile because I still can’t believe the following happened to me, and I’m still waiting for the revenge/payback/prostitution position that is surely waiting for me. So, anyway, back to the story. [Setting:San...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
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October 2010
4 posts
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
I'm a Doll!
So I’m an official league member of the San Diego Derby Dolls. They announced my graduation from bootcamp today at the league meeting (sadly I wasn’t even there! I was at work.) But I wasn’t totally expecting it so this was a really nice end to an otherwise crappy day. I’m really excited to start practicing with the dolls on a regular basis…. aka get my ass kicked on...
Oct 5th
Oct 5th
September 2010
4 posts
Lingerie football league →
I feel like anyone who loves derby will have an appreciation for these girls. Fuckin A i give them credit
Sep 25th
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the life and photos of a roller derby punk: On... →
I had one of the girls come up to me at the afterparty and tell me that there was a girl that came up to her and told her that she had seen my work, I guess through Flickr or through here, whatever it doesn’t matter, and that she loved what I did and she wanted to be my “intern”. What I could…
Sep 2nd
August 2010
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Aug 13th
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July 2010
2 posts
Jul 17th
Jul 10th
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June 2010
10 posts
Jun 24th
Maxxi Bad is BACK!
I just started Derby again! So excited. Probably won’t be playing until September unless they add some games… but if you want to check up on some history - I googled myself like a dork:  http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/press/cape_may/article_475260d9-d682-5f14-98b6-0a4c0ccc9200.html
Jun 24th
RIP Don Root )0:
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
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Acronyms Part Duex
Marge Simpson just said “oh BFD” which I assume means “Big Fucking Deal” okay that ones funny. I <3 the Simpsons. So edgy.
Jun 19th
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Jun 17th
8 Abandoned American Theme Parks “Open” for... →
amyyy: say. what. (via kbye) oh word?
Jun 15th
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NSFW
I just found out that this means “Not Safe For Work” and here I thought it meant something about New South Wales….or something along those lines. I don’t feel stupid. I feel cultured. Stupid unnecessary acronyms.
Jun 11th
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May 2010
11 posts
May 31st
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This is why it sucks to not have a car. I missed... →
May 13th
May 13th
I predict: The Future
I’m worried about todays youth. Now that I finally have cable, I constantly see commercials for childrens’ toys that are clearly inspired by the effects of street drugs. This 3D shit is getting out of hand. How can we expect kids to outgrow the need for crazy visions when we’re providing them for ages 6 and under? I predict that they’ll all be tripping on acid by thirteen.
May 13th
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April 2010
11 posts
Veggies
I always have a really hard time keeping my (primarily vegetarian) kitchen stocked with food. Any suggestions?
Apr 25th